{"id":4682,"date":"2022-12-31T16:41:49","date_gmt":"2022-12-31T16:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zuschlag.us\/?p=4682"},"modified":"2024-08-31T16:26:59","modified_gmt":"2024-08-31T16:26:59","slug":"2022-christmas-letter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/?p=4682","title":{"rendered":"2022 Christmas Letter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Trigger Warning!<\/strong> The following missive is some of the most intensive navel-gazing you&#8217;ll ever encounter in your life.\u00a0 \u00a0The sheer amount of self-absorbed whining may be too much for sensitive readers.\u00a0 Please read at your own risk.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan22feat1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4688\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan22feat1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"568\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan22feat1.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan22feat1-300x142.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan22feat1-1024x485.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan22feat1-768x364.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan22feat1-192x91.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Like all new years, this one arrived full of hope and expectation.\u00a0 And, like all new years, those expectations soon had a confrontation with reality.\u00a0 And reality always wins.\u00a0 \u00a0But in the early days there was snow on the ground and it was beautiful.<\/p>\n<p>The cold and snow of January is expected but nevertheless unwelcome when you\u2019re trying to build a house.\u00a0 Half the work crew was out with COVID at any one time, and frozen ground made it difficult to do other things too. \u00a0So for most of the month, construction on our new house was at a standstill.\u00a0 Still, the snow helped identify where the roof leaked.<\/p>\n<p>While construction delays are inevitable, the lack of progress was really freaking me out.\u00a0\u00a0 We were \u2018supposed\u2019 to finish construction in April and had been working nicely toward that goal up til now.\u00a0 But what if we didn\u2019t finish in time? (spoiler alert: we are still not finished as of this writing at the end of the year).\u00a0 \u00a0Reading the tea leaves in Washington it was becoming more and more apparent that the Fed was going to reneg on its pledge not to raise interest rates until 2023. \u00a0And that was making me very, very, nervous.\u00a0\u00a0 Forget the spiraling out-of-control costs of construction \u2013 how would we afford the monthly mortgage payment if interest rates rose?\u00a0\u00a0 Short answer \u2013 we couldn\u2019t.\u00a0 This whole project had been predicated on stable prices and rates during construction.\u00a0\u00a0 Well, pricing of materials was already triple what we had anticipated, and there was no way we could afford our house if rates even blipped up a few pennies.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily after frantic poking around and untold ridiculous questions and concerns about my source of income (grist for an epic rant that I will spare you now), I was able to lock into a great rate and felt quite proud of myself.\u00a0\u00a0 I could sleep well at night as long as we finished construction by May (when the rate lock expired).\u00a0 The builder assured me that that would be more than enough time to finish.<\/p>\n<p>Thus relieved, I spent most of my free time working on the interior of the new barn and getting my new pigeon and chicken pens all set up for the breeding season.\u00a0 I won\u2019t bore you with the details, but my goal was to have a modern easy-to-clean and labor saving set-up, and I think I succeeded.\u00a0\u00a0 At least I did in the design. \u00a0On paper it will be fantastic (once it\u2019s done!).\u00a0 But the press of real estate business meant that my \u2018spare time\u2019 was pretty miniscule.<\/p>\n<p>The good news was that we finally sold the condo in Alexandria and, after being \u2018underwater\u2019 for so long, Keith was delighted to be able to get his money out. \u00a0The other good news is that the real estate market showed absolutely no signs of slowing down, in fact it was the busiest January of my career.<\/p>\n<div id=\"metaslider-id-5843\" style=\"width: 100%;\" class=\"ml-slider-3-90-1 metaslider metaslider-flex metaslider-5843 ml-slider ms-theme-default nav-hidden\" role=\"region\" aria-roledescription=\"Slideshow\" aria-label=\"Jan22\">\n    <div id=\"metaslider_container_5843\">\n        <div id=\"metaslider_5843\">\n            <ul class='slides'>\n                <li style=\"display: block; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5844 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5844\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan01-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5844\" title=\"early snow storm\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">January Snowstorm covers the guest house<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5845 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5845\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan02-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5845\" title=\"snow stops construction\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">It also blankets the main house<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5846 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5846\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan03-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5846\" title=\"view from living room to back porch\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">View from Living Room to Back Porch<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5847 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5847\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan04-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5847\" title=\"view from master bedroom\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Master Bedroom View<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5848 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5848\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan04a-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5848\" title=\"one of several leaks uncovered as the snow melted\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">One of several leaks found when the snow melted<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5849 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5849\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan05-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5849\" title=\"A bucket does the trick temporarily\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">The old bucket method to deal with leak<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5850 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5850\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan06-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5850\" title=\"These wires go to.....um.... something\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">So this wiring is for your, uhhh, .... something.<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5851 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5851\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan07-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5851\" title=\"Sadly, this view is no longer ours\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">This view is no longer ours<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5852 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5852\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan08-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5852\" title=\"This is the view from our new neighbor&#039;s house site\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Nor is this one - it's now our new neighbor's house site<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5853 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5853\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan09-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5853\" title=\"Keith&#039;s sister Barbara makes me a Dutch Baby\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Keith's sister Barbara makes me a Dutch baby<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5854 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5854\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan10-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5854\" title=\"Furniture shopping in Farmville was a miss.\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Furniture shopping in Farmville.... meh.<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5855 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5855\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan11-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5855\" title=\"The boys at Poke know how to set a table\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">The boys at Poke know how to set a table<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5856 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5856\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan12-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5856\" title=\"Keith drives into the ditch\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Keith gets stuck in the ditch<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5857 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5857\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan13-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5857\" title=\"How did he do it?\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">How'd he do that?<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5858 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5858\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan14-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5858\" title=\"January bourbon tasting\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Bourbon tasting\u00a0<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5859 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5859\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan15-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5859\" title=\"building pigeon pens in the the new barn loft\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Building new pigeon pens in the new barn<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5860 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5860\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan16-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5860\" title=\"almost ready for the birds\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Stapling up the pen dividers<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5861 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5861\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan17-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5861\" title=\"Another shipment arrives damaged!\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Another damaged shipment arrives<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5862 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5862\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan18-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5862\" title=\"Christian creates a feast\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Christian prepares a feast<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5863 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5863\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan19-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5863\" title=\"Christian and Keith drank it all.  I just watched\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Christian and Keith know how to put away a bottle of wine or two<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5864 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5864\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan20-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5864\" title=\"Another snow storm\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">More snow.....<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5865 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5865\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan21-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5865\" title=\"a bleak house in a bleak midwinter\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">A bleak house in a bleak landscape<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5866 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5866\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan22-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5866\" title=\"Keith and his geese\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Keith and his geese<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5867 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5867\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jan23-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5843 slide-5867\" title=\"Finally the pigeons can move into their new home\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Finally moving the pigeons to their new home<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n            <\/ul>\n        <\/div>\n        \n    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/febfeat01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4722\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/febfeat01.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/febfeat01.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/febfeat01-300x106.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/febfeat01-1024x361.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/febfeat01-768x271.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/febfeat01-192x68.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>After a frozen January, February was pretty active.\u00a0 Things really started happening on the house and <em><strong>decisions!<\/strong><\/em> needed to be made nearly every day.\u00a0 It\u2019s amazing how much time I can spend determining just the right shade of mortar to use on stone columns.\u00a0 I\u2019d have taken the whole month to make that choice if I were allowed to.\u00a0 I drove construction workers crazy with my micro-management, but left to their own devises they\u2019d inevitably do things exactly the opposite way that I\u2019d want them to be done.\u00a0 So the smartest ones among them soon realized it\u2019s better to ask me first, before they proceeded.\u00a0 That saved a few client meltdowns (but only a few).\u00a0 Major milestones included the roof, insulation, the back porch, and stone work on the basement terrace. I still felt that we\u2019d never get done in time for our May deadline.\u00a0 Luckily for the house workers, I had another contractor upon whom I could vent my substantial ire.\u00a0 I had finished the pigeon pens and chicken pens in the new barn as our new neighbor was chomping at the bit to destroy my old bird barn (see photos below) and repurpose the old barn boards for his new house (also under construction).\u00a0 \u00a0Early in the month I got all the birds settled in the new barn and was very, very pleased with my set-up.\u00a0 Finally I had my birds in proper spaces and real protection from the elements and predators.\u00a0 \u00a0Perfect \u2013 except for one small detail \u2013 no water or electricity.\u00a0\u00a0 So I hired a retired electrician to put in the necessary lighting and electric outlets.\u00a0 It took forever \u2013 with constant excuses and ridiculous costs, and major screw ups!\u00a0 After a month of spending a fortune to run a few electric lines I fired him and vowed to complete the work myself.\u00a0 But at least I had a start (albeit an expensive one).<\/p>\n<p>But the chickens liked the barn, and by mid-month I was collecting eggs for hatching.\u00a0 While I was pleased as punch with the chicken pens, the pigeon breeding pens proved a far tougher nut to crack.\u00a0 I had ordered some steel industrial shelving to use as easy-to-clean breeding pens.\u00a0 All I needed to do was assemble them and then build a door front for each pen. \u00a0Easier said than done, given the time required to yell and scream at construction workers while trying to keep my real estate career on track.\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0It was a busy month of being grumpy with almost everyone.<\/p>\n<div id=\"metaslider-id-5870\" style=\"width: 100%; margin: 0 auto;\" class=\"ml-slider-3-90-1 metaslider metaslider-flex metaslider-5870 ml-slider ms-theme-default nav-hidden nav-hidden\" role=\"region\" aria-roledescription=\"Slideshow\" aria-label=\"Feb22\">\n    <div id=\"metaslider_container_5870\">\n        <div id=\"metaslider_5870\">\n            <ul class='slides'>\n                <li style=\"display: block; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5871 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5871\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220204_163309-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5871\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">Chickens loving their new digs<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5872 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5872\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220204_163438-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5872\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">happy cluckers<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5873 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5873\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220207_095321-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5873\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">New roof membrane means no more leaks<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5874 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5874\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220207_100551-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5874\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">Foam insulation being heated up for spraying<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5875 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5875\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220207_151105-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5875\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">The house roof is a hive of activity<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5876 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5876\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220207_151446-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5876\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">Peafowl making the trip across the farm to new barn<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5877 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5877\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220208_155731-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5877\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">putting on the metal roof<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5878 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5878\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220208_175723-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5878\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">the old poultry barn is no more<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5879 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5879\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220209_092057-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5879\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">figuring out gas, water and electric lines<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5880 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5880\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220209_092122-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5880\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">our old electric service being disconnected<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5881 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5881\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220209_100353-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5881\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">trenching lines to the new transformer<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5882 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5882\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220209_100457-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5882\" title=\"m\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">Massive electric service box for guest house, house, and barn<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5883 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5883\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220209_112936-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5883\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">Inside of spray foam insulation truck<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5884 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5884\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220209_112942-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5884\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">Foam insulation is the BEST stuff ever!<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5885 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5885\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220209_182023-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5885\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">working til late at night on roof<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5886 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5886\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220210_170953-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5886\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">Porch as seen from orchard<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5887 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5887\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220210_171020-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5887\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">new orchard steps<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5888 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5888\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220210_171207-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5888\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">new kitchen garden steps<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5889 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5889\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220212_110358-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5889\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">I don't like any of the choices<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5890 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5890\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220220_143644-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5890\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">Stone columns holding up porch<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5891 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5891\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220220_165800-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5891\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">Roof is looking good from a distance<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5892 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5892\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220221_172915-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5892\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">First attempt at nest box doors<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5893 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5893\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220225_164758-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5893\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">Ipe decking laid down<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5894 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5894\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220225_164851-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5894\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">very pleased with the look<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5895 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5895\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220225_164944-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5870 slide-5895\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\">view to orchard down below<\/div><\/div><\/li>\n            <\/ul>\n        <\/div>\n        \n    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-5898\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/SOAPSTONE_LOURDES41-S_-SLABS1-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"582\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/SOAPSTONE_LOURDES41-S_-SLABS1-1.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/SOAPSTONE_LOURDES41-S_-SLABS1-1-300x146.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/SOAPSTONE_LOURDES41-S_-SLABS1-1-1024x497.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/SOAPSTONE_LOURDES41-S_-SLABS1-1-768x372.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/SOAPSTONE_LOURDES41-S_-SLABS1-1-192x93.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Like February, March seemed to go on forever.\u00a0 Mostly because I spent much of the month in the car driving to every stone, tile, and marble yard in several states and then finding the right fabricators to turn it all into walls, counters, and flooring. \u00a0\u00a0Of course, my endless dithering proved costly as prices seemed to rise before my very eyes.\u00a0 But by the end of the month choices were made and slabs were cut.\u00a0 It was a huge load off my mind just to finally make decisions (though it didn\u2019t stop me from second guessing myself in the months ahead).\u00a0 (note: the slab above is now our kitchen island, do you like it?).<\/p>\n<p>Work on the house sped up, and I (almost) felt that we might make our May deadline.\u00a0 Of course I was a colossal grump most the time because of slap-dash work that had to be redone, or setbacks like the cement form for garden steps bulging out under the weight of the concrete <em>(\u201cdon\u2019t worry, we\u2019ll jackhammer it straight once it dries.\u201d<\/em>).\u00a0\u00a0 That actually was one of the many placating attempts by contractors to calm me down during the month.\u00a0 I was a wreck the whole time.\u00a0\u00a0 As architect, chief designer, and homeowner-from-hell I was constantly forced to make decisions \u2013 often with an immediate deadline. \u00a0I struck terror in the hearts of all the subcontractors because I alternately said <em>\u201cI don\u2019t know\u201d<\/em> when asked how they should do something, or shouted <em>\u201cyou\u2019re doing it wrong!\u201d<\/em> when they didn\u2019t ask how they should do something.\u00a0 I\u2019m much more knowledgeable about the process now, but God willing, I won\u2019t ever have to use that knowledge again.<\/p>\n<p>Still, things got done, and by the end of the month the drywall was up, mudded, sanded, and primed and the interiors started taking shape.\u00a0\u00a0 While all this was going on our last ever lambing season was happening.\u00a0 Fairly quiet, with no catastrophes, and if all lambings were this easy, I\u2019d rethink my plan on retiring from farming. \u00a0Chicks were hatching out constantly too. \u00a0\u00a0We raised a huge crop of chicks this year and it was so easy to set up brooding pens in the barn once the electricity was hooked up.\u00a0 \u00a0I just can\u2019t imagine how peaceful next Spring will be when I don\u2019t have lambing or construction concerns, and can concentrate on gardens and chickens. \u00a0It will be heavenly.<\/p>\n<p>The other nice thing about March was that Keith finally went back to work at the end of the month.\u00a0 He\u2019d been basically off work since last November when he had surgery on his hand to fix a thumb tendon issue. \u00a0Recovery had been slow and what was to have been a month off, turned into four.\u00a0 We were both relieved when the physical therapists gave him the green light to get back to work (well, I was relieved, I think he rather enjoyed his early retirement).\u00a0\u00a0 Still, it was nice to have some alone time in our tiny cramped 1 bedroom space.<\/p>\n<div id=\"metaslider-id-5900\" style=\"width: 100%; margin: 0 auto;\" class=\"ml-slider-3-90-1 metaslider metaslider-flex metaslider-5900 ml-slider ms-theme-default nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden\" role=\"region\" aria-roledescription=\"Slideshow\" aria-label=\"mar22\">\n    <div id=\"metaslider_container_5900\">\n        <div id=\"metaslider_5900\">\n            <ul class='slides'>\n                <li style=\"display: block; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5901 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5901\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220303_091326-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"Trenching electricity to new barn\" class=\"slider-5900 slide-5901\" title=\"Trenching electricity to new barn\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Trenching electricity to the new barn<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5902 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5902\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220304_081208-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"Pouring the winter garden steps\" class=\"slider-5900 slide-5902\" title=\"Pouring the winter garden steps\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Pouring the winter garden steps<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5903 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5903\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220304_150441-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"Mock-up of our interior door panels\" class=\"slider-5900 slide-5903\" title=\"Mock-up of our interior door panels\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Mock-up of our interior door panels<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5904 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5904\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220305_174137-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"Forget your tile selections! Come out and play!\" class=\"slider-5900 slide-5904\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Stop fussing over tiles!\u00a0 Come out and play!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5905 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5905\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220307_143544-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5900 slide-5905\" title=\"Cutting stone\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Cutting stone<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5906 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5906\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220307_150128-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5900 slide-5906\" title=\"How about this slab?\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">How about this slab?<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5907 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5907\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220307_150824-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5900 slide-5907\" title=\"Or this one?\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Or this one?<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5908 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5908\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220307_151916-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5900 slide-5908\" title=\"This robot cuts with precision\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">This robot cuts with precision<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5909 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5909\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220309_174646-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5900 slide-5909\" title=\"Drywall finally being hanged.\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Drywall finally being hanged<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5910 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5910\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220316_1451000-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5900 slide-5910\" title=\"Starting on stucco from Chimneys down\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Starting the stucco - chimneys first!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5911 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5911\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220317_132805-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5900 slide-5911\" title=\"Final marble selection for shower wall\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Final marble selection for the shower wall<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5912 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5912\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220319_171905-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5900 slide-5912\" title=\"Questionable entertainment at neighbor&#039;s party\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Questionable entertainment at a neighbor's party<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5913 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5913\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220321_182532-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5900 slide-5913\" title=\"First lamb of our last lambing season\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">First lamb of our last lambing season<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5914 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5914\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220322_144430-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5900 slide-5914\" title=\"trenching the drainage pipes\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Trenching the drainage piles<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5915 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5915\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220330_142239-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5900 slide-5915\" title=\"Figuring out walls, counters, and floors\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Figuring out bathroom walls, counters, and floors<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n            <\/ul>\n        <\/div>\n        \n    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4775\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/apr22feat.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"471\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/apr22feat.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/apr22feat-300x118.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/apr22feat-1024x402.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/apr22feat-768x301.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/apr22feat-192x75.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s odd about April is that the busier I got with various things, time seemed to become more, not less, elastic. \u00a0Which was a good thing, because it sure was a crazy busy month.\u00a0 The farm suffered the most from my busy-ness. \u00a0Normally April is when the lambs are bouncing all around, I\u2019ve got tons of chicks scurrying around, I\u2019m planting out the kitchen garden for the season, and dusting off the mowers and tractors for pasture maintenance.\u00a0 This year\u2026.well,\u2026at least the lambs were bouncy as ever.\u00a0 The rest kinda got neglected.<\/p>\n<p>Real estate was an enormous time suck. \u00a0The frenetic pace was a bit frightening, but the frenzied activity was a warning to me that we were definitely entering bubble territory, and that meant I needed to ride this thing as hard as possible before it all came crashing down.\u00a0 So night and day was spent being as frenzied as anyone, knowing that the grinding halt could be just around the corner.\u00a0\u00a0 Thus the pastures got weedy, the veggie beds got weedy, and the poultry pens got\u2026 um\u2026smelly. \u00a0But what could I do?<\/p>\n<p>House construction was another full-time nightmare job in April. \u00a0I know you\u2019re already bored with the house construction saga, so I\u2019ve deleted the reams and reams of text outlining my frustrations with the workers, the supply chain, the price increases, and the general state of things this month.\u00a0 But allow me just a little whine or two this month.<\/p>\n<p>Why is it that everything I want doesn\u2019t exist, but yet there any multitude of choices available that miss the mark by just enough to be annoyingly unacceptable?\u00a0 I mean, do I have to redesign every light fixture, door knob, and drawer pull in existence?\u00a0 Surely there are others out there that aren\u2019t satisfied with the absolute tat that\u2019s put on the market for us??<\/p>\n<p>Well, as it turns out there are. \u00a0In fact, they are legion.\u00a0 But only those who are billionaires can afford to have things custom-made.\u00a0 The rest of us have to suffer with the mass-market craptastictude. Why, though?\u00a0\u00a0 Surely some manufacturer has got to care what consumers really want? \u00a0Right? Right?<\/p>\n<p>It is completely demoralizing to sort through thousands upon thousands of light fixtures and find nothing worth having. \u00a0Worse is finding that pretty much the same design offered at $59.99 is \u201cout of stock\u201d but the similar item is being offered at $1,369.99.\u00a0 How is that possible?\u00a0 You think you\u2019re spoiled for choice, but not really. 1,000\u2019s of crappy shlock items is not a \u2018choice\u2019 when there\u2019s not a single one that\u2019s well designed and solidly made. \u00a0\u00a0Buy me a drink some night and I\u2019ll give you a three hour rant on how I really feel about the state of X industry\u2019s consumer products.<\/p>\n<p>But in the interest of saving time, I\u2019ll just give you a paragraph\u2019s worth here. Lighting is one of those areas where manufacturers are just out to antagonize the buying public rather than give them what they want.<\/p>\n<p>LED lights are amazing things and vastly more efficient and flexible than the incandescent bulbs they replace. \u00a0But manufacturers put out expensive new recessed lights and various technological marvels without ever once considering that real people might not want their houses lit up like a crime scene or movie set, and certainly not at the blinding 6500 Kelvin white color temperature that they offer.\u00a0 When you finally find something that looks good and in a color temperature that normal people want (manufacturers please note: 2700 K or below), you\u2019ll find that it isn\u2019t dimmable.\u00a0\u00a0 So you go down another rabbit hole to find something not as nice, but that is at least marketed as \u2018dimmable.\u2019 \u00a0But then you\u2019ll find out it doesn\u2019t really work with the advertised expensive dimmer switches that you just bought (all 32 of them). \u00a0It only dims 50%. \u00a0Oh, and then it flickers annoyingly when dimmed to that 50%.\u00a0 So then you go down another rabbit hole researching every dimmer switch known to man, only to find that they don\u2019t make switches that will stop it from flickering or dimming below 50%. \u00a0\u00a0But wait!\u00a0 Several wasted days later, you do find one solitary manufacturer that offers a switch that purportedly can get you down to 20% dim-ability (not the 10% that old fashioned incandescents achieved), AND it supposedly will stop any flickering in the process. \u00a0Woo Hoo!\u00a0 Eureka! \u00a0But then, they cost $150 a switch, do not match any of your other light switches, and don\u2019t come in the color that you need.\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>So here I am with clients breathing down my neck as we try to outbid 20 other desperate buyers for the same property, and the construction crew is breathing down my neck asking me how they\u2019re supposed to finish my house on time if I can\u2019t make the choice as to which light switch to use, and the mortgage company is breathing down my neck asking if we\u2019re finally ready to close on the loan, and I\u2019m drowning in a sea of 10 million open browser windows trying to find just one half-way decent light fixture that will work with an xx light bulb and can be operated by a yy dimmer switch.<\/p>\n<p>This happened every day.\u00a0 24\/7.\u00a0 All month long.<\/p>\n<div id=\"metaslider-id-5920\" style=\"width: 100%; margin: 0 auto;\" class=\"ml-slider-3-90-1 metaslider metaslider-flex metaslider-5920 ml-slider ms-theme-default nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden\" role=\"region\" aria-roledescription=\"Slideshow\" aria-label=\"Apr22\">\n    <div id=\"metaslider_container_5920\">\n        <div id=\"metaslider_5920\">\n            <ul class='slides'>\n                <li style=\"display: block; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5921 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5921\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220401_172012-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5921\" title=\"Chicks by the dozens\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Chicks by the dozen<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5922 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5922\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220401_174154-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5922\" title=\"Spring Lambs\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">but only one dozen lambs<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5923 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5923\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220401_174252-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5923\" title=\"House in the distance\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">House in the distance<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5924 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5924\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220401_174816-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5924\" title=\"More chicks\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">More chicks<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5925 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5925\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220402_150103-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5925\" title=\"narcissus &quot;minnow&quot;\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">narcissus \"minnow\"<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5926 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5926\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220402_150217-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5926\" title=\"I planted hundreds of these for cut flowers\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">I planted hundreds of these for cut flowers<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5927 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5927\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220402_150909-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5927\" title=\"Pear trees in bloom\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">pear trees in bloom<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5928 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5928\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220402_151109-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5928\" title=\"new orchards steps\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">New orchard steps<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5929 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5929\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220403_161437-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5929\" title=\"viburnum in bloom\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Viburnum in bloom<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5930 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5930\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220405_191203-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5930\" title=\"Christopher Miller looking regal\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Keith's brother Christopher looking regal<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5931 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5931\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220409_134950-591x473.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5931\" title=\"young toughs terrorizing the spectators\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Young toughs terrorizing the spectators<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5932 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5932\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220409_142715-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5932\" title=\"pet the horsey\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Pet the horsey<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5933 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5933\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220409_150935-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5933\" title=\"Nick and Eric modelling puffy jacketss\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Nick and Eric modeling their puffer jackets<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5934 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5934\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220410_183240-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5934\" title=\"A morel mushroom right in my orchard!\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">A lone morel mushroom right in my orchard!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5935 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5935\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220410_184153-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5935\" title=\"Pears in bloom\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Pears in bloom<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5936 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5936\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220410_184552-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5936\" title=\"pear blossoms\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Pear blossoms<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5937 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5937\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220410_185539-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5937\" title=\"pasture view of new barn\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Pasture view of new barn<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5938 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5938\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220417_154956-591x473.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5938\" title=\"kitchen cabinetry starting to arrive\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Kitchen cabinetry starts to arrive<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5939 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5939\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220419_114937-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5939\" title=\"Spring below but Winter above\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Spring below, but still winter above<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5940 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5940\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220425_165947-591x473.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5940\" title=\"winter garden getting leveled\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Winter garden getting leveled<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5941 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5941\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220425_170012-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5941\" title=\"Orchard view from Hornbeam tunnel\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Orchard view from hornbeam tunnel<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5942 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5942\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220425_184626-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5942\" title=\"Leave me alone, I&#039;m studying!\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Leave me alone, I\"m studying!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5943 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5943\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220428_165731-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5943\" title=\"first coat of stucco\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">First of three coats of stucco<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5944 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5944\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220430_141802-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5944\" title=\"water hook-up to new barn\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">water hook-up to the new barn<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5945 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5945\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220430_161446-1000x800.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5920 slide-5945\" title=\"view of house from pasture\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">View of house from pasture<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n            <\/ul>\n        <\/div>\n        \n    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4807\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/mayfeat.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"478\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/mayfeat.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/mayfeat-300x120.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/mayfeat-1024x408.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/mayfeat-768x306.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/mayfeat-192x76.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>May was a turbo-charged blur driven by two fears with a common root \u2013 rising interest rates. \u00a0The one fear was that if we didn\u2019t finish the new house on time, we\u2019d miss out on our locked-in mortgage rate.\u00a0 The other fear was that if I didn\u2019t work night and day to make as many $$$ as humanly possible before the real estate market collapsed, we\u2019d never be able to afford the insane cost of building the place, much less have anything to live on.\u00a0 So\u2026.night and day blurred into one month-long slog of decision-making to keep the construction ball going, and cajoling buyers it was worth it to bid up properties way above asking price.<\/p>\n<p>In the end, of course, we didn\u2019t make our loan rate deadline. The house remained unfinished.\u00a0 But, lucky for us, our mortgage broker told us he could extend our rate lock (for a \u201csmall\u201d fee) through July. \u00a0And the real estate market was as bonkers as ever, so the money continued to flow in. Thus we charged on.<\/p>\n<p>Now that the drywall was up, and mudded and primed, came the true test of my design choices.\u00a0 Over the course of the month cabinetry, counters, tiles, sinks and faucets were all fitted in.\u00a0 Did I make the right choices?\u00a0 For the most part, I think so.\u00a0 In fact, the guest bathrooms are even better than I envisioned.\u00a0 But I suppose I\u2019d be lying if I didn\u2019t admit that the overall effect was fairly pedestrian.\u00a0 Where was our \u201cwow\u201d factor?<\/p>\n<p>While I was breathing down the necks of tile workers and telling them to straighten crooked tiles, I was entirely neglecting the farm.\u00a0 It was completely overgrown and shabby.\u00a0 I knew I could play catch up eventually, but it was crushing to look out from our new back porch and see the kitchen garden a sea of weeds. \u00a0\u00a0But, there\u2019s always next year, right?<\/p>\n<div id=\"metaslider-id-5972\" style=\"width: 100%; margin: 0 auto;\" class=\"ml-slider-3-90-1 metaslider metaslider-flex metaslider-5972 ml-slider ms-theme-default nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden\" role=\"region\" aria-roledescription=\"Slideshow\" aria-label=\"May22\">\n    <div id=\"metaslider_container_5972\">\n        <div id=\"metaslider_5972\">\n            <ul class='slides'>\n                <li style=\"display: block; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5973 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5973\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/may01-591x473.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5972 slide-5973\" title=\"Mellow May\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Mellow May<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5974 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5974\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/may02-592x474.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5972 slide-5974\" title=\"plenty of grass....\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Plenty of grass to graze.....<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5975 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5975\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/may03-592x474.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5972 slide-5975\" title=\"....for both sheep and cows\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">.... for both sheep and cows<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5976 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5976\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/may05-591x473.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5972 slide-5976\" title=\"does it fit?\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Does it fit?<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5977 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5977\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/may06-591x473.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5972 slide-5977\" title=\"it fits perfectly!\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">It fits perfectly!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5978 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5978\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/may07-591x473.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5972 slide-5978\" title=\"see the seam?\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Do you see the seam?<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5979 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5979\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/may08-591x473.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5972 slide-5979\" title=\"now you don&#039;t!\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Now you don't!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5980 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5980\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/may09-591x473.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5972 slide-5980\" title=\"How to get the &#039;big&#039; one inside?\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">How to get the big one inside?<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5981 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5981\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/may10-591x473.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5972 slide-5981\" title=\"use a trolley and 4 men\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Use a trolley and four men<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5982 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5982\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/may11-592x474.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5972 slide-5982\" title=\"lifting it into place\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Lifting it into place<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5983 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5983\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/may12-591x473.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5972 slide-5983\" title=\"we finally have a kitchen island\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">We finally have a kitchen island<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5984 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5984\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/may12a-591x473.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5972 slide-5984\" title=\"stuccoing is slow work\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Stucco-ing is slow work<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5985 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5985\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/may12b-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5972 slide-5985\" title=\"wire mesh and several scratch coats\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Wire mesh first and then several scratch coats<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5986 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5986\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/may13-548x439.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5972 slide-5986\" title=\"putting up the porch railing\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Putting up the porch railing<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5987 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5987\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/may15-591x473.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5972 slide-5987\" title=\"it&#039;s slow work as well\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">It's slow work as well<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5988 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5988\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/may17-582x466.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5972 slide-5988\" title=\"Scratch coat of stucco\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Scratch coat first<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5989 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5989\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/may18-591x473.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5972 slide-5989\" title=\"stucco and railing done\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Stucco and railings finally done<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5990 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5990\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/may19a-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5972 slide-5990\" title=\"it&#039;s beginning to look like it should\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">It's beginning to look like it's supposed to<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n            <\/ul>\n        <\/div>\n        \n    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4832\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/junfeat.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"454\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/junfeat.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/junfeat-300x114.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/junfeat-1024x387.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/junfeat-768x291.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/junfeat-192x73.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/>So June is where pretty much everything came to a head.\u00a0\u00a0 House construction only inched forward with screw ups right and left.\u00a0 With so little left to do, it was surprising how long it took to do them. \u00a0And the worst part was that it was all minor stuff, and so the contractors and their subs sent youngest, most inexperienced, workers to complete the tasks. \u00a0And, of course, those workers had the least motivation, much less the skill set, to do things \u201cright,\u201d (i.e., my way). \u00a0I\u2019m sure I caused several of them to contemplate a career change. But while they don\u2019t care if a stone slab is crooked, or an electrical outlet is crooked, or the AC compressor is crooked, surprisingly, I do!\u00a0 The worst was the <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/?page_id=5014\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">epic screw-ups<\/a> <\/strong>of the solar array installation.<\/p>\n<p>The real estate market had pretty much reached peak frenzy by mid-month as well, but then it all collapsed in spectacularly short order.\u00a0\u00a0 Massive increases in gas prices, rapidly ratcheting up interest rates, and a negative stock market reaction to growing inflation, all combined to tank the real estate market overnight. \u00a0One day the phone was ringing off the hook, and then next day \u2013 crickets.<\/p>\n<p>In this regard, I\u2019m grateful that my determination to work non-stop and forget about gardening, vacations, free time, for the past 15 months paid off.\u00a0 Making as much hay as I could while the sun was shining, while simultaneously building a house, may have made for an extremely frazzled and borderline basket case, but financially it was a winning strategy, as in June the real estate Oscars for 2021 were announced and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.realtrends.com\/rankings\/real-trends-americas-best-individuals-by-volume-2022\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">I was ranked in the top 1% of real estate agents nation-wide<\/a> in terms of overall sales volume. \u00a0So if the market was now turning south, so be it. I\u2019d had a good run, and I could now finish the house and then get re-acquainted with my neglected gardens and farm.<\/p>\n<p>But I couldn\u2019t calm down right away, there were other epic construction disasters and screw ups happening (deliveries arriving damaged, shower door glass cut too small, stone work done backwards, etc, etc).\u00a0 But there were bright spots too. \u00a0Our kitchen countertops were perfection!\u00a0 The guttering fit in exactly as planned.\u00a0 Who knew I could get excited about gutters?<\/p>\n<div id=\"metaslider-id-5994\" style=\"width: 100%; margin: 0 auto;\" class=\"ml-slider-3-90-1 metaslider metaslider-flex metaslider-5994 ml-slider ms-theme-default nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden\" role=\"region\" aria-roledescription=\"Slideshow\" aria-label=\"jun22\">\n    <div id=\"metaslider_container_5994\">\n        <div id=\"metaslider_5994\">\n            <ul class='slides'>\n                <li style=\"display: block; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5995 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5995\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220531_110450-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-5995\" title=\"The cool Jordan River on a hot June day\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">The cool river Jordan on a hot June day<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5996 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5996\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220603_224554-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-5996\" title=\"stone pattern for Keith&#039;s bathroom vanity wall\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">The stone wall for Keith's vanity<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5997 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5997\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220603_231301-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-5997\" title=\"all it needs now is the actual vanity\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">It still needs the vanity and sink<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5998 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5998\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220604_190000-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-5998\" title=\"Keith enjoying a gorgeous afternoon at Doug &amp; Earl\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Keith enjoying a fantastic afternoon at Doug &amp; Earl's<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-5999 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-5999\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220609_132331-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-5999\" title=\"The fernery at its peak\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">The fernery at its peak<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6000 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6000\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220609_132406-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-6000\" title=\"The cool fernery on a hot June day\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">The cool fernery on a hot June day<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6002 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6002\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220610_085614-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-6002\" title=\"Mahogany is hard to cut\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Mahogany is hard to cut<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6003 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6003\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220610_085622-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-6003\" title=\"Installing the staircase handrail\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Installing the staircase handraile<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6004 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6004\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220615_130028-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-6004\" title=\"no appliances, but we do have a range hood\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Still no appliances, but we have a range hood<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6005 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6005\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220618_171721-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-6005\" title=\"overgrown and neglected fencelines\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Overgrown and neglected fencelines<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6006 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6006\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220620_150815-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-6006\" title=\"overgrown pastures\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Overgrown pastures<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6007 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6007\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220621_205552-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-6007\" title=\"at least the hydrangeas are looking good\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">At least the hydrangeas are looking good<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6008 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6008\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jun02-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-6008\" title=\"Finally finishing the stuccoing\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Finally finishing the stucco<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6016 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6016\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/se3-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-6016\" title=\"carefully carrying solar panels to the roof\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Carefully carrying solar panels to the roof<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6017 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6017\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/se1-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-6017\" title=\"Solar panels in place\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Solar panels finally in place<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6009 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6009\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jun03ss-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-6009\" title=\"the last scratch coat applied\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Last scratch coat applied<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6010 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6010\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jun04-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-6010\" title=\"just a bit more to do\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Just a bit more to do<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6011 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6011\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jun05-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-6011\" title=\"stuccoing complete and scaffolding coming down\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Stucco complete and scaffolding coming down<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6012 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6012\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jun10-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-6012\" title=\"Exterior finally completed\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Exterior finally complete<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6013 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6013\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jun11-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-6013\" title=\"All the trim is finally painted\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">All the trim is finally painted<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6014 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6014\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/pond-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-5994 slide-6014\" title=\"cleaning up the pastures\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Cleaning up the pastures<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n            <\/ul>\n        <\/div>\n        \n    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4889\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul22feat2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"517\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul22feat2.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul22feat2-300x129.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul22feat2-1024x441.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul22feat2-768x331.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul22feat2-192x83.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Contrary to what my husband may tell you, I do not enjoy being an asshole.\u00a0 But there are sometimes when being the nice guy, the buddy-buddy, with the workers just doesn\u2019t work.\u00a0 That generally happens when I\u2019m confronted with a piece of shoddy workmanship that is being passed off as \u201ccompleted\u201d and, while technically true, is something I could never live with for the next twenty five years, let alone the next two months.\u00a0 It\u2019s then that I have to draw on my reserves of testicular fortitude to say, <em>\u201cI\u2019m sorry, that\u2019s not good enough.\u201d<strong>\u00a0 <\/strong><\/em>Or, <em>\u201cThat\u2019s crap! Do it over.\u201d <\/em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0I\u2019ve learned the hard way not to be the clueless push-over homeowner. \u00a0Truth be told, all I have to do is think of you, gentle reader, and what you would say behind my back when you saw (insert botched construction example here), and that would stiffen my resolve and I\u2019d repeat to the worker, <em>\u201cI\u2019m sorry, that just won\u2019t do!\u00a0 Don&#8217;t you know who our friends are??\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Now there are some tradesmen that take pride in their work, and beyond that, can actually <strong><em>think <\/em><\/strong>and provide you with useful suggestions on how things should or could be done.\u00a0 These are golden.\u00a0 But they\u2019re generally few and far between, and, they\u2019re usually the boss.\u00a0 Trouble is, the Boss isn\u2019t there half the time \u2013 it\u2019s the young callow underlings that are doing the grunt work, and I totally get it when their heart isn\u2019t in the work.\u00a0 I mean, you\u2019re grinding away on some fairly dull job and thinking about hanging out with your buddies after you get off of work and having a beer and some laughs, and really, who cares if that one tile is slightly out of line?\u00a0 Sigh. Such has been my entire month!\u00a0 Stucco, tile work, stone work, drywall touch-up, you name it.\u00a0 The heavy lifting was done weeks ago.\u00a0 It\u2019s now time to fine tune everything, but every Juan and John doing the work their bosses sent them out to do just wants to slap it together and leave.<\/p>\n<p>Still, at the end of the month the house was done enough that we could do the following:\u00a0 a) apply for a Certificate of Occupancy; b) get County inspection for a C of O; c) close out the construction loan with the C of O; d) get homeowner\u2019s insurance; and d) finance a mortgage.<\/p>\n<p>Each of these steps was fraught with enough melodrama to warrant separate novel-length \u2018woe is me\u2019 tales, but I\u2019ll spare you the details and just mention that a Certificate of Occupancy requires working appliances, and we (still!) had none. \u00a0So as a \u2018hail Mary pass\u2019 we removed the 26 year old stove from the guest house and hooked it up in the main house and pretended we were ready to live there.\u00a0\u00a0 It\u2019s a miracle it didn\u2019t fall apart into a heap of rust during the move, but it somehow made it and the ruse worked.<\/p>\n<p>On the whole we were both quite pleased with the house.\u00a0 It finally began to look like it was meant to.\u00a0 The level of stress went down dramatically with each step closer to signing the mortgage (at a rate that was now less than half the current market one).<\/p>\n<p>But then depression set in.\u00a0 Here we were, \u2018finished\u2019 as far as the powers that be were concerned, but we were also completely tapped out financially, with no income coming in, and we had a house that wasn\u2019t finished by any means.\u00a0 It was just a shell.\u00a0 We still needed to finish the exterior stone work, stucco, and painting.\u00a0 And the interior was bare walls with no baseboards or wall or window trim, let alone mouldings.\u00a0 Holes in drywall everywhere.\u00a0 The floors needed finishing. \u00a0No kitchen appliances, and not a hope of moving in for several months.\u00a0 How would we ever get it done?\u00a0 So relief soon morphed into anxiety as we contemplated the list of things yet to do without any income to do them \u2013 let alone buy a bed or a chair for you to come visit.<\/p>\n<div id=\"metaslider-id-6019\" style=\"width: 100%; margin: 0 auto;\" class=\"ml-slider-3-90-1 metaslider metaslider-flex metaslider-6019 ml-slider ms-theme-default nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden\" role=\"region\" aria-roledescription=\"Slideshow\" aria-label=\"Jul22\">\n    <div id=\"metaslider_container_6019\">\n        <div id=\"metaslider_6019\">\n            <ul class='slides'>\n                <li style=\"display: block; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6020 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6020\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul01-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6020\" title=\"Hans the Swan inspects the progress\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Hans the swan inspects the house<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6021 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6021\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul02-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6021\" title=\"mental health break with hydrageas\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Hydrangeas provide a mental health break<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6022 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6022\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul03-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6022\" title=\"laying the first fireplace slab\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Laying the first fireplace slab<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6023 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6023\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul04-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6023\" title=\"the stone is right, the flooring not\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">The stone is right, but the flooring is not<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6024 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6024\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul05-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6024\" title=\"Karl fixing the floor\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Karl fixing the floor<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6025 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6025\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul06-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6025\" title=\"now it fits!\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Now it fits!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6026 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6026\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul07-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6026\" title=\"Now the faucets are crooked!\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Now the faucets are crooked!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6027 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6027\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul08-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6027\" title=\"crooked faucets at Keith&#039;s vanity\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Crooked faucets at Keith's vanity<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6028 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6028\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul09-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6028\" title=\"mine are straight at least\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Mine are straight at least<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6029 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6029\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul10-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6029\" title=\"Blue bedroom stone is fine\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Stone work in blue bedroom is perfect<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6030 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6030\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul11-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6030\" title=\"green bathroom vanity counters line up!\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Vanity lines up perfectly in green bathroom<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6031 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6031\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul12-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6031\" title=\"removing the clunky old stove\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Removing ancient stove from guest house<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6032 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6032\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul13-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6032\" title=\"Can they get it out of the house in one piece?\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">humping it down the stairs<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6033 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6033\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul14-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6033\" title=\"Will this fool the building inspector?\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Will this pass building inspection?<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6034 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6034\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul15-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6034\" title=\"Another visitor inspecting the progress\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">A bear comes to inspect the construction site<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6035 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6035\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul16-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6035\" title=\"Our final crop of lambs\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Our final crop of lambs<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6036 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6036\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul17-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6036\" title=\"Check before you put on your shoes\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Always check before you put on your shoes<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6037 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6037\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul18-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6037\" title=\"finally painting the garden pavilions\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Finally painting the garden pavilions<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6038 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6038\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul19-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6038\" title=\"all coming together now\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">It's all slowly coming together<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6039 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6039\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jul20-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6019 slide-6039\" title=\"Finally relaxing at the end of the month with Doug &amp; Earl\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">A chance to relax at the end of the month<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n            <\/ul>\n        <\/div>\n        \n    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4915\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/aug22feat.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"504\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/aug22feat.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/aug22feat-300x126.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/aug22feat-1024x430.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/aug22feat-768x323.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/aug22feat-192x81.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/>It was August-y in August. Hot and humid and typical Virginia \u2013 and luckily not the \u2018atypical\u2019 weather that the rest of the world was experiencing.\u00a0 It was hot, but not too hot.\u00a0 It was humid, but bearable.\u00a0 While the rest of the Northern Hemisphere alternately experienced drought and heatwaves or torrential downpours and floods, Virginia remained gentle, lush, and green, and reminiscent of summers of yore.\u00a0 Of course, that didn\u2019t mean I could actually enjoy it.\u00a0 Instead I was rushing around trying to get my mortgage finalized.\u00a0 Delays in underwriting almost cost me my interest rate. It was huge fiasco that meant lots of yelling and screaming because the morons they hire to underwrite loans apparently cannot imagine a world in which someone earns a commission instead of a W-2 pay stub. \u00a0Still, after a lot of stress I now owe PNC Bank an unbelievably vast sum.\u00a0 But, believe it or not, even with taxes and insurance included, the house costs less to service on a monthly basis than the old mortgages.\u00a0 Granted we\u2019ve sold a condo and sold half the farm, but now we should be able to afford things for the rest of our days.\u00a0 I sure hope so, as the mortgage won\u2019t be fully paid off until I\u2019m 92!<\/p>\n<p>So once the stress of financing this place was removed, my mood altered considerably.\u00a0 All the heavy lifting in terms of decisions and the worrying over deadlines \u2013 gone. \u00a0All the sleepless nights and stress evaporated overnight. \u00a0A delicious calm descended over me.\u00a0 I felt as though I wanted to savor the moment a bit longer, but of course, the reality was that I still needed to finish the house, and the last-minute costs of the loan and getting the certificate of occupancy meant that I was now flat out broke.<\/p>\n<p>Because I was destitute, I was afraid to send our 20 year old broken down farm truck to the garage.\u00a0 But if it wasn\u2019t usable, I needed to at least get it out of the way.\u00a0 For the past several years it had been for \u201cfarm use only\u201d which meant I was allowed to drive it no more than 20 miles or so from the farm.\u00a0 This was fine by me, because it had been mainly used to haul feed, go to the dump, or pick up stuff from Home Depot.\u00a0 I had our local garage come pick it up and see if they could get it running again.\u00a0 Preparing for the worst I got a phone call a week later telling me that it was, in fact, fixable<em>. \u201cBut you have two options.\u00a0 We got everything working but the power steering. There\u2019s a slow leak that&#8217;s hard to get to. So, you can either occasionally put in new power steering fluid and just keep going, or we can go ahead and open her up to fix the leak in the line.\u00a0 But I\u2019m warning you, it will cost you!\u201d<\/em>\u00a0 Cautiously I asked, <em>\u201cJust how much will it cost me?\u201d\u00a0 \u201cAbout $350,\u201d<\/em> came the reply.\u00a0 Now, I was broke, but I wasn\u2019t that broke.\u00a0\u00a0 A week later I got the truck back and it still runs.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5095\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5095\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/new.zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/auntieliz.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5095\" src=\"https:\/\/new.zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/auntieliz.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"559\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/auntieliz.jpg 500w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/auntieliz-268x300.jpg 268w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/auntieliz-172x192.jpg 172w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5095\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Auntie Liz and Me &#8211; November 1963<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>It was mid-month when I got the news that my Aunt Liz was dying.\u00a0 After several years in remission, cancer had returned with a vengeance and it didn\u2019t take long to claim her. \u00a0As my mother\u2019s youngest sibling, Elizabeth was only 10 years older than I was, and we always had a special bond when I was a little kid.\u00a0 As a teenager in the 1960s she represented all the cool things that would await me once I grew up. She also bought me my first transistor radio on the sly when I was 6 years old (which I\u2019d listen to secretly after bedtime). \u00a0She was always there for a hug as well.\u00a0 Even now decades later, I\u2019d still get the occasional care package from her because she knew I appreciated her <a href=\"https:\/\/somethingsweetsomethingsavoury.com\/scottish-tablet\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">tablet<\/a> and other Scottish goodies. She was a good one with a kind heart, and will be missed.<\/p>\n<p>Towards the end of the month our good friend Drew Murphy came out from California to pick up his new puppy in Virginia.\u00a0 I was so excited to be able to pick him up at airport and have him as our first real house guest (well really just a mattress on the floor in an unfinished house).\u00a0 He didn\u2019t seem to mind and I got to go with him to pick up the pup.<\/p>\n<div id=\"metaslider-id-6041\" style=\"width: 100%; margin: 0 auto;\" class=\"ml-slider-3-90-1 metaslider metaslider-flex metaslider-6041 ml-slider ms-theme-default nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden\" role=\"region\" aria-roledescription=\"Slideshow\" aria-label=\"Aug22\">\n    <div id=\"metaslider_container_6041\">\n        <div id=\"metaslider_6041\">\n            <ul class='slides'>\n                <li style=\"display: block; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6042 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6042\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220801_163845-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6041 slide-6042\" title=\"double and triple blossoms\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Double and triple blossoms<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6043 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6043\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220808_104628-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6041 slide-6043\" title=\"finally setting the winter garden steps\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Finally setting the winter garden steps<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6044 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6044\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220808_112018-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6041 slide-6044\" title=\"they&#039;re still not straight or level!\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">But they're still not straight or level<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6045 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6045\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220812_170413-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6041 slide-6045\" title=\"figuring out the under step lights\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Figuring the understep lighting<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6046 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6046\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220812_170424-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6041 slide-6046\" title=\"finally level\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Finally all level<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6047 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6047\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220826_192959-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6041 slide-6047\" title=\"its a picture of something\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">It's a picture of something<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6048 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6048\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220827_105112-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6041 slide-6048\" title=\"Drew&#039;s new pup Charlie\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Drew's new puppy Charlie<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6049 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6049\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220828_173038-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6041 slide-6049\" title=\"Tina celebrates her big day\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Tina's Birthday party - Keith dancing with the ladies<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6050 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6050\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220830_100024-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6041 slide-6050\" title=\"will the old truck fit?\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Will the old truck fit?<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6051 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6051\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220830_100620-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6041 slide-6051\" title=\"it does, just barely\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">it barely fits<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n            <\/ul>\n        <\/div>\n        \n    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4946\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/sept22feat.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"456\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/sept22feat.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/sept22feat-300x114.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/sept22feat-1024x389.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/sept22feat-768x292.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/sept22feat-192x73.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/>September sometime fakes you out with beautiful clear days that make you think Fall is imminent and then turns around and blasts you a bit more with Summer heat.\u00a0 This year, however, the month was on its best behavior and made a very gentle and gradual transition.\u00a0 Each day was slightly shorter, slightly cooler, and slightly less humid. \u00a0Pretty perfect, actually.<\/p>\n<p>In keeping with the declining real estate market and the grindingly slow completion of our house, I gradually increased my farm work hours to help clear out the backlog of neglected chores. \u00a0While I welcomed the chance to finally check some things off my chore list, my ageing body protested against some of the physical labor.\u00a0 And sometimes I got bested by things \u2013 I stupidly cut my arm with hedge clippers (thank God for super glue \u2013 it saves an expensive trip to emergency room).<\/p>\n<p>As the rest of the world slowly drifted back to the pre-pandemic September r\u00e9-entr\u00e9e to work and school<em><strong>,<\/strong><\/em> the old rhythms of the season came back into focus. \u00a0September social events that were in abeyance for the past two years were resurrected and well attended. \u00a0There was still plenty of continuing work on the house, and farm clean up was complicated by construction mess everywhere.\u00a0 But there were chances to venture out a bit into the real world for a moment and catch up with those back from their summer vacations.<\/p>\n<p>Towards the end of the month we had a really nice visit from my cousin Jim Powers and his wife Beth.\u00a0 I hadn\u2019t seen them in over a decade, so it was great to catch up in person.\u00a0 Their visit actually provided a little thrill.\u00a0 We were having houseguests!\u00a0 \u00a0We finally had a place for people to stay \u2013 with real bathrooms and everything!! \u00a0You probably don\u2019t know what that means to me. But you haven\u2019t lived for the past 26 years in a cramped tiny garage apartment.\u00a0 And you certainly haven\u2019t lived in such a small space with Keith Miller.\u00a0 The whole idea of any of you, readers, coming to visit, and me actually being able to say <em>\u201cwhy don\u2019t you take the green room?,\u201d<\/em> gives me such a charge. \u00a0It will still take several months before we can actually afford beds and linens, but if you\u2019ve come to stay any time in the past 26 years and had your choice of sofa or floor, you\u2019re in for a major upgrade.\u00a0 So please come back!<\/p>\n<p>With that thought in mind, each small step forward (knobs on cabinets, working lights in the butler\u2019s pantry, or mortared garden steps, etc.), felt far more like a milestone than it should have, but each one signaled another step towards a new and settled life.\u00a0 That\u2019s all I want.<\/p>\n<div id=\"metaslider-id-6054\" style=\"width: 100%; margin: 0 auto;\" class=\"ml-slider-3-90-1 metaslider metaslider-flex metaslider-6054 ml-slider ms-theme-default nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden\" role=\"region\" aria-roledescription=\"Slideshow\" aria-label=\"Sep22\">\n    <div id=\"metaslider_container_6054\">\n        <div id=\"metaslider_6054\">\n            <ul class='slides'>\n                <li style=\"display: block; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6055 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6055\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220902_102500-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6054 slide-6055\" title=\"column installation\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Column installation<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6056 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6056\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220902_112259-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6054 slide-6056\" title=\"it&#039;s pretty tricky business\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">It's pretty tricky business<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6057 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6057\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220902_113205-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6054 slide-6057\" title=\"cabling the pergola for sound and internet\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Cabling the pergola for internet and sound<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6058 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6058\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220909_164635-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6054 slide-6058\" title=\"Columns all properly aligned\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Columns all perfectly aligned<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6059 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6059\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220909_165022-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6054 slide-6059\" title=\"They look pretty good, don&#039;t they?\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">They look pretty good, don't they?<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6060 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6060\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220909_180427-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6054 slide-6060\" title=\"finally trimming the hornbeam tunnel\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Finally trimming the hornbeam tunnel<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6061 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6061\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220910_172441-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6054 slide-6061\" title=\"unfortunately I trimmed a bit of myself too\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Unfortunately I trimmed a bit of myself too!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6062 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6062\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220917_112459-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6054 slide-6062\" title=\"I totally scored at the auction\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">I totally scored at auction<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6063 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6063\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220919_084415-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6054 slide-6063\" title=\"final placement of step lights\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Final placement of step lights<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6064 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6064\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20220919_200527-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6054 slide-6064\" title=\"the porch lights work\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">The porch lights work<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6065 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6065\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221001_172227-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6054 slide-6065\" title=\"still need some major light adjustment in butler&#039;s pantry\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Still need some adjustment of the lights in the butler's pantry<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6066 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6066\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/powers2-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6054 slide-6066\" title=\"great visit from my cousin Jim\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Cousin Jim came to visit<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n            <\/ul>\n        <\/div>\n        \n    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4966\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/octfeat22.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"473\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/octfeat22.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/octfeat22-300x118.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/octfeat22-1024x404.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/octfeat22-768x303.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/octfeat22-192x76.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t recall another October that ever achieved such a level of autumnal perfection.\u00a0 And that\u2019s saying a lot, because I&#8217;ve seen a lot of Octobers. \u00a0But I\u2019d never seen such a mellow month with such brilliant colors.\u00a0 It was hard to say when the \u2018peak\u2019 actually was, the trees kept getting more and more intense and fading at the same time. \u00a0\u00a0I was a happy mellow camper all month.<\/p>\n<p>Besides the fall foliage, two other things contributed to the warm autumnal feeling.\u00a0 First, the real estate market had completely collapsed. \u00a0I mean, completely. \u00a0Normally this is my busiest month and the money-maker for the whole year.\u00a0 But this year was\u2026..crickets.\u00a0 I really had time to admire nature&#8217;s great show.\u00a0 Second, the new house was more or less completed.\u00a0 There were a few things left to do \u2013 floors were still unfinished and lots of touch-ups and needed here and there.\u00a0 And appliances were still nowhere in sight.\u00a0 But, once the construction site was cleaned up and graded, and the lawns all seeded, all the drama of decision-making and cajoling or hectoring workers was behind me. \u00a0In front of me was\u2026..nothing.\u00a0 For the first time in years I had no pressing agenda and nothing urgent to do.<\/p>\n<p>A calm like I haven\u2019t felt in years settled over me. Sure, I was worried about the lack of business, and of course, I\u2019d love to move in our new house, but for the moment everything was on track. \u00a0I had nothing to do but enjoy the moment and clean up my poor neglected farm.\u00a0 It was heaven.<\/p>\n<p>This open schedule gave me time to zip down to Tryon, NC to tend to long delayed family business and have a great dinner in Greenville, SC with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/wezuschlag\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">nephew Will<\/a>.\u00a0 Later in the month Keith and I hopped in the car for a trek across West VA to Ohio to visit <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lukaz57\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">nephew Luka<\/a> at Ohio University for his last home game performance in the marching band.\u00a0 He put on a great show (it would appear that he&#8217;s quite famous in marching band circles for his &#8220;Tuba Dance&#8221;) and then was kind enough to take his old uncles bar-hopping with his friends. The kids are alright, it seems.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Luka Dance\" width=\"1088\" height=\"612\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/gIf-JBzknsQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>On top of that, West VA is awfully pretty in the fall, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eastcoastroads.com\/states\/wv\/state\/us48\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">stunningly beautiful along this route<\/a>, and we were both surprised at how clean and tidy everything was.\u00a0 An overnight in Clarksburg, WV also provided us with the <a href=\"https:\/\/wonderbarsteakhouse.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">best old school dinner<\/a> in a long, long time.<\/p>\n<div id=\"metaslider-id-6093\" style=\"width: 100%; margin: 0 auto;\" class=\"ml-slider-3-90-1 metaslider metaslider-flex metaslider-6093 ml-slider ms-theme-default nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden\" role=\"region\" aria-roledescription=\"Slideshow\" aria-label=\"Oct22\">\n    <div id=\"metaslider_container_6093\">\n        <div id=\"metaslider_6093\">\n            <ul class='slides'>\n                <li style=\"display: block; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6095 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6095\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221005_154105-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6095\" title=\"finally fixing my staircase volute\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Finally fixing my staircase volute<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6096 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6096\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221006_105053-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6096\" title=\"digging the drainage pit\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Digging the house drainage pit<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6097 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6097\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221007_094151-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6097\" title=\"clearing away construction debris\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Clearing away construction debris\u00a0<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6098 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6098\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221008_155404-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6098\" title=\"smoothing out the back lawn\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Back lawn finally leveled<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6099 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6099\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221010_083943-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6099\" title=\"it needs a bit more top soil\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">It needs some more top soil<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6100 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6100\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221011_121716-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6100\" title=\"all smoothed, seeded, and strawed\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">All leveled and seeded<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6101 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6101\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221011_164157-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6101\" title=\"the view from Hammock Hill\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">View from Hammock Hill<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6102 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6102\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221011_170658-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6102\" title=\"the view upward in my hammock\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">View from hammock looking upwards<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6103 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6103\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221011_174004-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6103\" title=\"now the grass just needs to grow\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">All seeded, strawed, and ready to grow<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6104 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6104\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221015_170511-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6104\" title=\"Virginians playing Bavarians\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Virginians aping Bavarians<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6105 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6105\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221015_170820-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6105\" title=\"John&#039;s roadster is much admired\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">John's roadster is much admired<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6106 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6106\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221018_121517-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6106\" title=\"No takers at $29 million\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">No takers at $29 million, but I can cut you a deal<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6107 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6107\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221019_121458-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6107\" title=\"my poor truck can barely hold the load\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">My poor truck can barely support the weight<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6108 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6108\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221020_141205-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6108\" title=\"watering my investment\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Watering my investment<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6109 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6109\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221022_143443-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6109\" title=\"Ohio University&#039;s pride and joy\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Ohio University's pride and joy<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6110 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6110\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221022_143623-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6110\" title=\"Go Cats!\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Go Wildcats!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6111 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6111\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221022_152629-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6111\" title=\"the band wows at halftime\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">The band wows at halftime<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6112 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6112\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221022_172746-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6112\" title=\"Luka&#039;s famous solo turn\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Luka in the spotlight!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6113 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6113\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221022_192505-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6113\" title=\"Athens, OH is a rocking town\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Athens, OH is a rocking college town<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6114 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6114\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221028_221551-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6114\" title=\"the lights work at least\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">It's not Athens, but it's bright at home too<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6115 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6115\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221030_191548-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6115\" title=\"what are Chip and John making for dinner?\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">What are Chip and John making for dinner?<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6116 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6116\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221030_201225-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6093 slide-6116\" title=\"it&#039;s boeuf bourguignon\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">It's beef bourguignon!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n            <\/ul>\n        <\/div>\n        \n    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4917\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/novfeat22.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"434\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/novfeat22.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/novfeat22-300x109.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/novfeat22-1024x370.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/novfeat22-768x278.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/novfeat22-192x69.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>November was a very quiet month.\u00a0 No workers waking us up at 6:30 a.m. and my real estate business had shriveled up completely. \u00a0I was down to my last contract to reach the settlement table, and no one else was in the mood to buy.\u00a0\u00a0 It got so slow that November 21<sup>st<\/sup> became an historic day.\u00a0 For the first time in decades, I was able to clear both my email and voicemail inboxes simultaneously. \u00a0I just stared alternately at my computer and then my phone for several minutes in complete awe.\u00a0\u00a0 Both screens were beautifully blank.\u00a0 I was able to keep it that way the whole day! \u00a0It was a very odd sensation having no nagging work related items needing my attention.\u00a0 \u00a0As much as I enjoyed the empty inboxes, it was also very chilling \u2013 wait, there\u2019s NOTHING in the pipeline!\u00a0 How am I going to pay my bills???\u00a0\u00a0 Will I go bankrupt in 2023?\u00a0 Scary thoughts that are well within the realm of possibility given the complete collapse of the residential real estate market.<\/p>\n<p>Worries aside, the free time gave me the opportunity to start some long, long, overdue clean up on the farm.\u00a0 First order of business was the barn. Newly built last year, it still hasn\u2019t got the complete set up of breeding pens, and my planned labor-saving watering system is still a distant dream.\u00a0\u00a0 I don\u2019t even have the electricity properly wired in the upstairs pigeon loft yet.\u00a0\u00a0 But before I could even start on any of those things, I needed to start cleaning all the pens that had been left untouched for months.\u00a0 So a good portion of my free time was spent shoveling shit. \u00a0Now, I have to say, as far as unenjoyable tasks like this go, I was pleasantly surprised at how well my system of pens, trap door chutes, and concrete backer floors made it pretty easy.\u00a0 Just scrape, shovel, and throw down the chute into the gator below. I\u2019d then drive to the compost pile a short distance from the barn and return.\u00a0 Piece o\u2019 cake, really.<\/p>\n<p>The other long-neglected item was the kitchen garden.\u00a0 For the past two summers I basically gave up on gardening.\u00a0 As a result weeds and saplings were growing rampant in my super organically fertilized raised beds.\u00a0 The deer were also using the garden as their private sanctuary since the garden gates were always left open by the stucco and stone crews.\u00a0 The whole thing was such an eyesore, especially when viewed from our new back porch. \u00a0Slowly but surely I started on the clean up.\u00a0 Didn\u2019t get very far, which is why you see no photos of the progress in this letter.\u00a0 But at least I\u2019m on the right trajectory.<\/p>\n<p>In between clean-up efforts, we had a nice visit from niece Riley and her fianc\u00e9e Katie.\u00a0 They stopped in for an hour\u2019s visit during their marathon drive from Philadelphia to Deland, FL. \u00a0Over Thanksgiving we made the trek to Richmond for an epic feast with the extended Miller\/Nenno\/Schmidt\/Zona clan.\u00a0\u00a0 Everyone was there, from Florida and Tennessee, including nephew Eric Miller, newly moved from California.\u00a0\u00a0 It was a fantastic celebration of food, family, and friends.\u00a0 There was even singing.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"thanksgiving2022\" width=\"1088\" height=\"612\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/c5AUpAaDHiI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>On the home front, our appliances were still nowhere to be found.\u00a0 No one could tell us if they were still on a slow boat from China, or stuck in a dingy warehouse somewhere.\u00a0 But it really didn\u2019t matter as our floors were still unfinished!\u00a0 \u00a0Finally, at the end of the month, the floor crew appeared and started work filling and sanding.<\/p>\n<div id=\"metaslider-id-6119\" style=\"width: 100%; margin: 0 auto;\" class=\"ml-slider-3-90-1 metaslider metaslider-flex metaslider-6119 ml-slider ms-theme-default nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden\" role=\"region\" aria-roledescription=\"Slideshow\" aria-label=\"Nov22\">\n    <div id=\"metaslider_container_6119\">\n        <div id=\"metaslider_6119\">\n            <ul class='slides'>\n                <li style=\"display: block; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6120 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6120\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221103_143444-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6119 slide-6120\" title=\"view of house from neighbor&#039;s side\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">View from new neighbors<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6121 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6121\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221107_160306-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6119 slide-6121\" title=\"Newly seeded lawn is growing quickly\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Newly seeded lawn is growing quickly<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6122 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6122\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221107_160309-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6119 slide-6122\" title=\"nice to have a lawn instead of construction muck\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Nice to have a lawn instead of construction debris<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6123 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6123\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221107_160509-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6119 slide-6123\" title=\"green grass\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Green grass<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6124 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6124\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221107_160823-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6119 slide-6124\" title=\"all the construction debris cleared away\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">All finished on the outside<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6125 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6125\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221107_160932-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6119 slide-6125\" title=\"the green, green grass of home\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">The green, green grass of home<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6126 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6126\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221117_113928-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6119 slide-6126\" title=\"I have too much blood, so I gave some away\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">I have too much blood, so I gave some away<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6127 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6127\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221120_154438-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6119 slide-6127\" title=\"Yikes! I forgot to plant these!!\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Planting extra tulips<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6128 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6128\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221120_155739-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6119 slide-6128\" title=\"Extra bulbs squeezed in with those previously planted\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">I squeezed them in somehow<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6129 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6129\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221120_160156-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6119 slide-6129\" title=\"over 600 allium and tulip bulbs planted below this hedg\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Over 600 allium and tulip bulbs planted here<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6130 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6130\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221124_092216-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6119 slide-6130\" title=\"making floor register covers\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Floor register grill frames going in<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6131 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6131\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221124_155317-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6119 slide-6131\" title=\"Thanksgiving Day food preparation\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Thanksgiving food preparation<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6132 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6132\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221124_155602-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6119 slide-6132\" title=\"Keith explains the wine being served\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Keith explains the wine being served<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6133 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6133\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221124_155740-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6119 slide-6133\" title=\"all this is for you!\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">All this is for you!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6134 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6134\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221125_134952-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6119 slide-6134\" title=\"Rebecca makes my favorite - Dutch Baby\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Rebecca makes my favorite - Dutch Baby<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6135 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6135\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221125_143543-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6119 slide-6135\" title=\"Black Friday brunch outside!\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Black Friday brunch - outside!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6136 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6136\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20221128_163801-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6119 slide-6136\" title=\"Sanding and filling our floors\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Sanding and filling our floors<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n            <\/ul>\n        <\/div>\n        \n    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-5051\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/decfeat22.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"595\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/decfeat22.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/decfeat22-300x149.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/decfeat22-1024x508.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/decfeat22-768x381.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/decfeat22-192x95.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It seems the world has been rather frenetic in throwing itself back into a post-pandemic routine, as if for making up for lost time.\u00a0 Since we live a pretty isolated life to begin with, it really only hit us once December came around and we ourselves decided to re-connect a bit with people we hadn\u2019t seen in a while.\u00a0 Then it was non-stop festivitating all month long.\u00a0 I\u2019m not sure I\u2019ve ever had a busier holiday season, nor one filled with more holiday spirit.\u00a0 It was like living in Hallmark Christmas movie the entire month \u2013 I\u2019m not kidding.\u00a0\u00a0 Picture-perfect moments of people enjoying themselves everywhere and everyone filled with good cheer. \u00a0Was it just us or did everyone feel it this year?<\/p>\n<p>The whole season started with an overnight visit to Keith\u2019s sister Yvonne in Charlottesville.\u00a0 We had a great time catching up with her and eating and drinking ourselves silly at the <a href=\"https:\/\/alleylight.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Alley Light<\/a> and the <a href=\"https:\/\/thewoolfactory.com\/broadcloth\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Wool Factory<\/a>.\u00a0 Both highly recommended. This was immediately followed by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rappnews.com\/news\/politics\/town-of-washington-elects-joe-whited-mayor\/article_2d5e00ce-5fe8-11ed-9277-43e992f67222.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Joe<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/guestofaguest.com\/directory\/david-van-fleet-bloys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Van\u2019s<\/a> parade day open house, and then the annual Christmas parade through town. \u00a0If you ever want to experience small town Christmas magic, this is the real deal, and this year enhanced even further by a Christmas market and beer garden on the grounds of Drew Mitchell\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/avonhallva\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Avon Hall<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>After that it seemed as if there was an event or dinner to attend each day, and each one a joyous re-connection with friends we hadn\u2019t seen our pandemic\/house building isolation. \u00a0It was kinda wonderful to rejoin the wider world again.\u00a0 I wish I had taken more pictures.<\/p>\n<p>A week before Christmas we decided to really gild the holiday lily \u2013 and escaped to New York City for a few days.\u00a0 If you want to experience me both maudlin and cranky in the same day you can read all about that excursion here:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/?page_id=5020\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Click here for Special Extra Bonus Holiday Section \u2013 New York City<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>By the time Christmas day rolled around we were, frankly, a bit partied out. Keith had been scheduled to work that day and I was looking forward to a quiet 24 hours to recuperate and draft this letter.\u00a0 Instead, Keith got a last minute reprieve when Amtrak decided not to be a Scrooge, so we delightedly accepted an offer to join <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scotlandhealth.org\/provider-profile\/ernest-chip-helms\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Chip<\/a> &amp; <a href=\"https:\/\/health.usnews.com\/doctors\/john-kilgore-152875\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">John<\/a> for an elegant and perfect Christmas dinner at The Perch.\u00a0 In addition to cooking the absolutely best Beef Wellington ever made, they provided us with a calm and special endpoint to the frenetic season.<\/p>\n<p>The next day was one of quiet reflection (well, and writing this screed).\u00a0 What is next?\u00a0 The floors of our new house had finally received their last coat of varnish a week before Christmas, and were drying nicely.\u00a0 Construction was done.\u00a0 We could move in the first of the year.\u00a0 And with that there was an end to the stress, tantrums, and constant shock over outrageous construction bills. \u00a0The sense of calm was only momentary, however. \u00a0But it was a foretaste of what I hope to experience once we truly \u2018finish\u2019 the house.\u00a0 I\u2019m afraid next year\u2019s letter will be equally obsessive in dealing with all the molding, trim, and paneling minutia as we now finalize all those important details that time and budget so far haven\u2019t allowed. \u00a0I\u2019m hoping (despite evidence to the contrary) that it will be a smoother process as we go from room to room and trim it all out, and I can bore you all to tears with wallpaper and paint choice dilemmas. \u00a0So be forewarned.<\/p>\n<p>But in the meantime, once we can find a bed or two for guests, I think we\u2019ll take a break on finishing the whole thing and try and reconnect with the world.\u00a0 That means you, most importantly.<\/p>\n<div id=\"metaslider-id-6137\" style=\"width: 100%; margin: 0 auto;\" class=\"ml-slider-3-90-1 metaslider metaslider-flex metaslider-6137 ml-slider ms-theme-default nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden nav-hidden\" role=\"region\" aria-roledescription=\"Slideshow\" aria-label=\"Dec22\">\n    <div id=\"metaslider_container_6137\">\n        <div id=\"metaslider_6137\">\n            <ul class='slides'>\n                <li style=\"display: block; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6138 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6138\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec01-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6138\" title=\"Do we have to go shopping?\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Do I have to go shopping?<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6139 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6139\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec02-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6139\" title=\"Brother and Sister on the Mall\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Brother and Sister on the Cville Mall<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6140 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6140\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec03-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6140\" title=\"Yvonne enjoys her egg nog\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Yvonne enjoys her egg nog<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6141 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6141\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec04-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6141\" title=\"Welcome to our home!\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Christmas Open House at Joe &amp; Van's<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6142 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6142\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec05-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6142\" title=\"the hounds are parading\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">The hounds are parading<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6143 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6143\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec06-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6143\" title=\"posing for the camera\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Posing for the camera<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6144 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6144\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec07-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6144\" title=\"angels on parade\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Angels on parade<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6145 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6145\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec08-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6145\" title=\"more angels\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">More angels<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6146 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6146\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec09-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6146\" title=\"still more angels\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Even more angels!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6147 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6147\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec10-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6147\" title=\"finally Santa closes out the parade\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Finally Santa closes out the parade<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6148 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6148\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec11-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6148\" title=\"welcome to the Christmas Market\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Welcome to the Christmas Market<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6149 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6149\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec12-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6149\" title=\"visiting Santa\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Visiting Santa<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6150 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6150\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec13-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6150\" title=\"hello everybody!\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Hello everybody!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6151 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6151\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec14-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6151\" title=\"Christmas shoppers\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Christmas shoppers<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6152 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6152\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec15-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6152\" title=\"Scott thanks everyone for their birthday presence\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Scott thanks his birthday guests<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6153 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6153\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec16-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6153\" title=\"Michael Dennis&#039;s Cookie Tree\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Michael Dennis's Christmas Cookie Tree<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6154 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6154\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec17-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6154\" title=\"Chef Bin makes Happy Meals\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Birthday Dinner for two - with happy meals<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6155 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6155\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec18-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6155\" title=\"and serves them up properly\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Happy meals and happy guests<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6156 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6156\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec19-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6156\" title=\"mmmh,  Baked Alaska\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Baked Alaska for dessert<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6157 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6157\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec20-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6157\" title=\"Very quiet town on Christmas Night\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Quiet town on Christmas Night<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6158 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6158\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec22-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6158\" title=\"Cutting open the best ever Beef Wellington\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Serving up the best Beef Wellington ever!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6159 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6159\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec23-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6159\" title=\"Perfect Christmas night dinner\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Cosy Christmas dinner at Chip &amp; John's<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6160 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6160\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec24-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6160\" title=\"These orchard steps were worth waiting for\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">These orchard steps were worth waiting for<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6161 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6161\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec25-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6161\" title=\"our butler&#039;s pantry can do tricks\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Butler's pantry can do tricks!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6162 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6162\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec26-592x474.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6162\" title=\"it lights up!\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">It lights up!<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6163 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6163\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec27-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6163\" title=\"and can change color\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">In different colors<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6164 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6164\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec28-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6164\" title=\"several colors in fact\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Pretty cool, huh?<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6165 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6165\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec29-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6165\" title=\"it&#039;s a party pantry\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">It's party central<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6166 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6166\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec30-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6166\" title=\"gleaming new floors\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Gleaming floors newly finished<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6167 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6167\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec31-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6167\" title=\"Bright winter&#039;s day\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">A bright winter's day<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6168 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6168\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec32-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6168\" title=\"the winter light is beautiful\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Sunlight in the new living room<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6169 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6169\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec35-703x563.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6169\" title=\"Southern exposure prolongs winter daylight\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">Winter sunset on porch<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-6170 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-6170\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/dec36-702x562.jpg\" height=\"800\" width=\"1000\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-6137 slide-6170\" title=\"the turkeys visit New Year&#039;s Eve\" \/><div class=\"caption-wrap\"><div class=\"caption\"><div style=\"text-align:center;\">The turkeys visit on New Year's Eve<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/li>\n            <\/ul>\n        <\/div>\n        \n    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">E N D\u00a0 \u00a0N O T E<\/p>\n<p>Re-reading this letter before I hit the \u2018send\u2019 key, I realize it\u2019s even whinier than most of my output.\u00a0 Sorry about that, but I suppose that can\u2019t be helped when you\u2019re cataloging construction woes.\u00a0 It goes with the territory.<\/p>\n<p>But, here\u2019s the thing.\u00a0 It\u2019s totally legitimate to want to have things the way they \u2018should\u2019 be.\u00a0 Everyone does, and I\u2019m willing to spend what mental and fiscal resources I have to get things \u2018right\u2019 so that I can be happy in my home. \u00a0Yet across the planet this year others trying to do the same thing saw their efforts being destroyed in mere minutes due to tornados, hurricanes, floods, or blizzards. \u00a0How dare I whine about my garden steps being slightly crooked? \u00a0\u00a0But I still do.<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s worse is that so many this year have had to deal with man-made barriers to happiness as well. \u00a0People in Ukraine, Iran, or China have just as much right to live unmolested by madmen as I do.\u00a0 I\u2019ll never be able to understand those who devote their own lives to destroying others\u2019 attempts at building a happy life.<\/p>\n<p>My favorite Virginian once wrote that everyone has the <em>unalienable<\/em> right to pursue happiness. I\u2019d like to think that that\u2019s somehow built into our very being &#8211; that we all strive for a happy life and the chance to enjoy what little time we\u2019re allowed in this beautiful world. \u00a0To be with our family and friends and hear about the small irritations and triumphs in their lives through banal Christmas letters is what we should all get to have with if we\u2019re very lucky.<\/p>\n<p>And if we\u2019re that lucky, life gives us pretty much equal doses of things to be grateful for and things to resent being thrust upon us.\u00a0 It\u2019s difficult to do (for me at least), but we should always try and elevate the gratitude above the resentment. It does make all the difference.<\/p>\n<p>So, at the end of a whiny letter, here\u2019s the gratitude.\u00a0 I\u2019m so grateful for you, dear reader. That you\u2019re part of my life in some way and enriching it so much just by being there while you pursue your own happiness.\u00a0 I hope we\u2019ll get to experience that happiness together for many years yet to come.<\/p>\n<p>Happy New Year!<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Sl\u00e1va Ukray\u00edni<\/strong><\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>Alan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trigger Warning! The following missive is some of the most intensive navel-gazing you&#8217;ll ever encounter in your life.\u00a0 \u00a0The sheer amount of self-absorbed whining may be too much for sensitive readers.\u00a0 Please read at your own risk. &nbsp; Like all new years, this one arrived full of hope and expectation.\u00a0 And, like all new years, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/?p=4682\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">2022 Christmas Letter<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4684,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-christmas-letter"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/2022feat1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4682"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4682"}],"version-history":[{"count":110,"href":"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6172,"href":"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4682\/revisions\/6172"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zuschlag.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}